Friday, September 12, 2008

Cambryn


Cambryn playing with Rig on the Comp. She was really cute helping him draw a picture on and play on Nick Jr.


Wood Frog
by
David M Schwartz
Cambryn:" ". . . In spring, wood frogs head for nearby ponds to find mates." Mom what's a mate?"

Me: "Uhm it is like a husband or wife for animals."

Jay: "Hey mate." to me

Cambryn: " "oh. " A male frog puffs out is throat and makes loud croaking noises. A female hears the croaks and finds the male."

Jay: "Maybe I should croak."

Cambryn: " To mate with the female, the male clasps her from behind."

Here I show Jay the picture in the book of the male frog on top of the female clasping her.

Cambryn: " "Then the female lays thousands of eggs in a clump of jelly, and the male fertilizes the eggs. " Mom, what does fertilizes mean?"

Me: "It means the boy makes the eggs be babies. Uhhhh, it just means they are husband and wife."

Me sweating trying to think of a better more accurate way to explain without leading to other questions.

Cambryn clearly satisfied with my answer.

Cambryn: "Mom, yum don't you want to eat that jelly? I loooove jelly. . . "


Thank goodness Cambryn doesn't watch discovery channel or National Geographic.

10 comments:

the speers said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA sweet

Memzy said...

Niiiice. Another reason I'm glad to have boys. Daddy gets to take care of that "talk".

Urmston Family said...

So funny. I just love that little girl.

Steph said...

Oh my goodness...so cute!

Jonesy said...

I love it ! Kind of like the time Natalie asked me "Mom, how do you make a person ?" I ( preparing for the worst) said "well, what do you want to know ?" she replied "well, do you draw the head first or the body ?" Lesson - don't try to go anywhere that they aren't taking you ! Good Answers Mom ! (Tell Jay that croaking might just get him a nice PB&J sammy !)

Veylupeks said...

I am in love with that kid. so funny. Miss you guys.

SAS said...

Hilarious! A little sick with the jelly, but very funny!

-Special Mothertivity- said...

lol you know, she's gonna find out sooner or later. ;)

Stake Camp Directors said...

Croaking well that is a new one. Definite journal material.

Joy said...

LOL!!!