Cambryn playing with Rig on the Comp. She was really cute helping him draw a picture on and play on Nick Jr.
Wood Frog
by
David M Schwartz
Cambryn:" ". . . In spring, wood frogs head for nearby ponds to find mates." Mom what's a mate?"
Me: "Uhm it is like a husband or wife for animals."
Jay: "Hey mate." to me
Cambryn: " "oh. " A male frog puffs out is throat and makes loud croaking noises. A female hears the croaks and finds the male."
Jay: "Maybe I should croak."
Cambryn: " To mate with the female, the male clasps her from behind."
Here I show Jay the picture in the book of the male frog on top of the female clasping her.
Cambryn: " "Then the female lays thousands of eggs in a clump of jelly, and the male fertilizes the eggs. " Mom, what does fertilizes mean?"
Me: "It means the boy makes the eggs be babies. Uhhhh, it just means they are husband and wife."
Me sweating trying to think of a better more accurate way to explain without leading to other questions.
Cambryn clearly satisfied with my answer.
Cambryn: "Mom, yum don't you want to eat that jelly? I loooove jelly. . . "
Me: "Uhm it is like a husband or wife for animals."
Jay: "Hey mate." to me
Cambryn: " "oh. " A male frog puffs out is throat and makes loud croaking noises. A female hears the croaks and finds the male."
Jay: "Maybe I should croak."
Cambryn: " To mate with the female, the male clasps her from behind."
Here I show Jay the picture in the book of the male frog on top of the female clasping her.
Cambryn: " "Then the female lays thousands of eggs in a clump of jelly, and the male fertilizes the eggs. " Mom, what does fertilizes mean?"
Me: "It means the boy makes the eggs be babies. Uhhhh, it just means they are husband and wife."
Me sweating trying to think of a better more accurate way to explain without leading to other questions.
Cambryn clearly satisfied with my answer.
Cambryn: "Mom, yum don't you want to eat that jelly? I loooove jelly. . . "
Thank goodness Cambryn doesn't watch discovery channel or National Geographic.
10 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA sweet
Niiiice. Another reason I'm glad to have boys. Daddy gets to take care of that "talk".
So funny. I just love that little girl.
Oh my goodness...so cute!
I love it ! Kind of like the time Natalie asked me "Mom, how do you make a person ?" I ( preparing for the worst) said "well, what do you want to know ?" she replied "well, do you draw the head first or the body ?" Lesson - don't try to go anywhere that they aren't taking you ! Good Answers Mom ! (Tell Jay that croaking might just get him a nice PB&J sammy !)
I am in love with that kid. so funny. Miss you guys.
Hilarious! A little sick with the jelly, but very funny!
lol you know, she's gonna find out sooner or later. ;)
Croaking well that is a new one. Definite journal material.
LOL!!!
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