This is No lie

I have the heebie geebies so bad right now. 1:45 am I just woke up to give Rigdon a bottle. Yes he doesn't sleep through the night. But neither do I. So after I fed Rigdon I went to the bathroom to pee. Sorry to be so vulgar but seriously . So I am in the kids potty ( it's the kids bathroom so I can say potty) and I hear all this scratching and things getting what sound like knocked off the shelves through the wall. So on the potty I am trying to figure out if it is from the laundry room or the garage. So I get done in the bathroom and go check on the guinea pig in the laundry room. Mini sleeping.

Open the door to the garage thinking that my cats are being naughty up on a shelf or some other cat got locked in the garage and is freaking out. So I walk into the garage. Bruiser is right by the door, as always. She starts purring. I am looking around for Crookshanks who is by far the naughtier of the two cats. No Crookshanks. But I still hear something in the right side of the garage. I figured it was a scared cat, so I waited a second. Out from behind a bin and the weight lifting set (the one that is collecting dust and has fabric boxes all over the seat, yeah that's the one) a head pops up over my 3 x 2 x 4 ft piece of green foam. I think that is one skinny head for a cat. It is staring at me. I am starring at it. It comes closer. I go like 1 inch closer to go pick it up. It comes even closer. I see a white patch starting in the middle back of it's head. Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Luckily one hand is still on the door. I open it and slam the door. I start yelling for Jay. He totally doesn't believe me. I am freaking out telling him to go in the garage and open the door. He's telling me to go do it. He is not fully awake. Otherwise he would clearly know there is no way in hell I would step one foot back in the garage. He keeps telling me he doesn't want to get sprayed. I keep telling him your the boy it is your job.

By now I am shaking and have goosebumps. I know I am a pathetic girl---you should see me with spiders. Yuck! Jay is telling me it will just go away. I am telling him how will it go away the garage door is shut. Finally I convince him to put some clothes on. Go to his car in the drive way back up to the street, park the car, open the garage door and wait.

He calls me 10 minutes later all he's sees is Bruiser. I swear it is out there. I told him he can stay out there all night until it leaves the garage it is not staying in my house. ( I am thinking he should have taken the portable dvd player with him) 10 more minutes it finally meanders out of the garage. Jay shuts the garage door all the way. Tells me to it walked out and to turn all the lights on outside to make sure it isn't around so he can come back in the house.

I am still not convinced it is out. Jay is one smart guy and brought the garage door opener with him. I ask him to please just open the garage door a little just in case it is still in there. He does. Which typically I am the person that double checks all the locks before bed and makes sure the garage door is shut all the way like 3 times ( we leave it open a crack for the cats during the day). Tonight I don't care if someone comes and takes my crap out of the garage just as long as that stinky skunk is out of my garage by morning.

Jay comes back to bed and tells me I make to big a deal about everything. So Drama---WHATEVER JAY!!!! It was a skunk. What if it sprayed me or the kids. He told me the smell would go away after a while. Thanks Jay :)

Anyway I can't sleep because now I have adrenaline rush. All I can see are those little black eyes. Hello There was a freakin Skunk in the garage. In all the "drama" I woke Cambryn up freaking out. She started asking Jay about skunks
(she was a little scared. I have no idea why).

For the love Cambryn just started throwing up .and has a bloody nose too. Good thing I am already up!!!!! Back to cleaning towels and yucky throw up bowls---- I guess it could be worse. I could smell like a skunk! Wish me luck Nighty Night!