The Human Vaccuum

Let me first start out by saying it has been a long, long, LONG time since I have had a child that puts things in his or her mouth. Let me take that back mostly HER mouth. Brayden never put things in his mouth. I never had to put child locks on the doors or cabinets which was the complete opposite of Cambryn. Let me remind those of you who might have forgotten or who are still trying to forget the instances these happened when you were watching my sweet little angel, Cambryn. Oh yes Cambryn ate Comet. She shoved clippies up her nose while I was out of town, Alisa you know you love her and will always remember that moment and if not that one how about when she went in your bathroom and got all the lotion and smeared it all over the windows and then poor Shalaina had to clean in up. I am sure she ate some of the lotion too. Of course our all time favorite at our house ( the kids love this story) is the time I was changing Cambryns diaper and a "poopy" raisins fell out. I went to go through the diaper away and found raisins in Cambryns mouth and smears on the outside. Needless to say I was dry heaving YUCKY!!!!
Well my dry heaving days are back. I must have gotten really lacks with Brayden. I didn't have to follow him around and make sure he wasn't into absolutely everything naughty. It was so nice. Rigdon is so curious. And so is his mouth. Last week Cambryn went potty #1 Thank goodness. Left the lid up, un-flushed door open all BIG no no's. I am sure she didn't was her hands either. Lucky she wiped and Rigdon found the yummy wet soggy tp in the toilet. Lucky mom found it in Rigdons mouth and red handed in the toilet. I was seriously holding myself back from throwing up as I was cleaning him up. At least it wasn't #2 one of my friends told my. TRUE TRUE!!!!!!!!
Rigdon seriously puts EVRYTHING in his mouth. Jay and I call him the "Human Vacuum" so I have decided to document in one 24 period what exactly my 9mo will put in his mouth. Well at least the things I catch. This might tell you that I am not a very good housekeeper ( I swear I vacuum at least every other if not everyday), my kids are really messy, and think my floor is a trash can, I need to follow my baby more or he really is a HUMAN VACUUM!!!! This is what I dug out of his mouth Yummy!